Patrick Leisegang

er gift, har tre barn, hund, katt og bor i Høvåg. Monterer kabel-tv for Get!

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Stikkord: bash

Om domener…

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-) :»Bash.org(Morsomme sitater fra IRC)»:http://bash.org

Hey, you know what sucks?

Hey, you know what sucks?
Vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Black holes
Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
Lava?

AFK

AFK, tornado

For dere som ikke vet det så er AFK forkortelse for «Away From Keyboard»

IRC

IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.

Batty: Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
zeep: rapc?
Batty: …
Batty: Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
zeep: oic
Batty: Though you could also say it’s missing an e
zeep: wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

Fantastisk bra! Noen folk er bare helt LOST!

Har du noen gode historier?

Perfekt timing

Fant denne på bash.org….


<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must’ve chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What’d he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn’t come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don’t want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he’s not still buried, you’ll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken’s going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob @3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken… that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn’t come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn’t know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don’t want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can’t beleive how perfect their timing was