Patrick Leisegang

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Dag: 12. april 2005

Konvoluttslikking !!!

Denne historia fikk jeg på mail en tid tilbake jeg bare synes at en er skikkelig bra. Jeg har ikke slikka noen konvolutter siden for å si det sånn!
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I used to work for an envelope company. Our plant supervisor used to work in the Chicago plant and told us not to lick the envelopes because they would often find dead rats at the bottom of the glue barrel (after thousands of envelopes had been glued and shipped). EEWW!
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I work in a factory and we have 2 employees who used to work in an envelope factory. They told me that when the machine jams up, they use whatever water is handy to thin out the glue. This includes water that they just mopped the floor with. Since then, I’ve avoided licking envelopes…
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1.) If you lick your envelopes… You won’t anymore!!! A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, but they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get so sore, that she could not eat.

She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able
to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist…
This is a true story reported on CNN.
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2.) Andy Hume wrote: «Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn’t believe the things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven’t licked an envelope for years!»
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3.) To All: I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelops that were already printed for a customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches roaming around
inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. I think print shops have a harder time controlling roaches than a restaurant. I always buy the self-sealing type. Or if need be, I use a glue stick to seal one that has the type of glue that needs to be wet to stick.

Et tegn fra Gud?

En kvinne og en mann var innblandet i en bilulykke, en veldig alvorlig og
stygg kollisjon. Begge bilene deres ble helt ødelagt, men når de omsider
har krabbet seg ut av vrakene så sier kvinnen:
‘Så, du er en mann, det var interessant. Jeg er en kvinne. WOW! Se på
bilene våre! Det finns ingenting igjen og vi er helt uskadd.

Dette må være et tegn frå Gud på at vi skal fortsette å treffes og
bli venner og leve lykkelige i sammen alle våre dager.’
Smigret svarer mannen:
‘Å ja, jeg holder med deg. Dette MÅ være et tegn fra Gud!’

Kvinnen fortsatte:
‘Og se på det her, her er også et annet mirakel. Min bil ble helt ødelagt,
men denne vinflasken gikk ikke i stykker. Gud må ha villet det slik at vi
skal drikke denne vinen og feire vårt gode hell.’

Deretter ga hun flasken over til mannen. Mannen nikker og er enig
med henne i det, åpner flasken og drikker opp halvparten og gir
deretter flasken tilbake til kvinnen. Kvinnen tar flasken, setter på korken
og gir den tilbake til mannen.
Mannen spør:

‘Skal ikke du drikke noe?’
Kvinnen svarer:

‘Nei takk. Jeg tror jeg skal sitte her og vente på politiet…’

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